Last week Shirleen and I was at this manufacturing exhibition where we stumbled upon a company displaying their range of weighing machines, we went in to take a look ....
Shirleen was quite impressed with one of the particular model, its a state-of-the-art digital weighing machine, she was pressing all the buttons and turning the dials on that machine trying to figure out how it works.
Out of no where, a sales representative (Salesrep) jumped out and approached her
Salesrep : Miss you got high taste! This is our latest state of the art digital weighing machine! its not even in the market yet but I see you so interested with this machine ... why dont you stand on it and give it a try? if you like it then i give you 70% discount! Just for you!
Shirleen : 70%?!?! Dun wan ler .... i shy ler ....
Salesrep : no nid shy ler .... I promised i wont look at the digital display, no one will know your weight wan!
Shirleen : Dun wan ler ... shy ler .... later everyone knows my weight!
Salesrep : ok ok, i give you this masking tape la ... you cover the display so no one will know except you ok?
Shirleen : Masking tape ar? sure cannot see after tape?
Salesrep : Cannot see la!! the tape damn thick wan, How to see through it?
Shirleen : Ok lor .... you promise not to peek hor!!
Salesrep : I promise! I wont peek!
Shirleen then take the tape and stick it over the digital Display, she stand on it then nothing happened ....
Shirleen : Eh eh ... why nothing happening one?
Salesrep : oh i forgot to tell you ... you gotta turn it on first wan! nehhh.. press the red button to turn it on
Shirleen : This red button izzit?
Salesrep : yar yar that button ... press and see
Shirleen pressed the button whereupon a VERY LOUD digital voice from within the machine announced "Your Weight is Ninety XXXX Kilograms."
Salesrep damn bad hor..
*Hide one corner continue laughing*
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